not a damn thangTumblr (3.0; @khumpty)http://khumpty.com/<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12113203&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12113203&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=12113203&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Slow motion is never not cool.</p>http://khumpty.com/post/867547782http://khumpty.com/post/867547782Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:14:58 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wrxwgMcl1qzgd02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://khumpty.com/post/840647972http://khumpty.com/post/840647972Wed, 21 Jul 2010 08:56:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5t68eZsjP1qc29weo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Can I get that to go?</p>http://khumpty.com/post/836815557http://khumpty.com/post/836815557Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:05:08 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8JsvwUcok0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8JsvwUcok0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Old Spice guy has started replying to internet comments directly.  This one is amazing.</p>http://khumpty.com/post/812152135http://khumpty.com/post/812152135Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:32:44 -0400<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_4a87d48fdd"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=4a87d48fdd" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=4a87d48fdd" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_4a87d48fdd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/807296851/prank-of-the-day-funny-or-die-dressed-jewel-up-as" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Prank of the Day:</strong> Funny or Die dressed Jewel up as a “mild-mannered businesswoman” named Karen and sent her to a Santa Monica karaoke bar to perform her own songs.</p> <p>Mistaken identilarity ensued.</p> <p>[<a href="http://erockappel.com/post/806665313/undercover-karaoke-with-jewel-ive-had-this-idea" target="_blank">erockappel</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://khumpty.com/post/807497881http://khumpty.com/post/807497881Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:03:00 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4vpa6sjgP1qzgd02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That chick has one hairy shoulder.</p> <p>[<a title="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ckqo7/that_chick_has_a_really_hairy_shoulder_pic/" target="_blank" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ckqo7/that_chick_has_a_really_hairy_shoulder_pic/">reddit</a>]</p>http://khumpty.com/post/757475605http://khumpty.com/post/757475605Thu, 01 Jul 2010 08:27:41 -0400<p> <object width="475" height="289"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jxMLDMMxEBg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jxMLDMMxEBg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="475" height="289"></embed></object> <object width="475" height="289"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WOMl2m85Tc8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WOMl2m85Tc8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="475" height="289"></embed></object> </p> <p>Top Gear takes the unstable Reliant Robin for a test drive. Make sure not to be sipping liquids while you watch.</p>http://khumpty.com/post/753761031http://khumpty.com/post/753761031Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:42:44 -0400<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4dedzQ4831qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/722144777/before-and-after-of-the-day-in-case-youre" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>]</p>http://khumpty.com/post/726322222http://khumpty.com/post/726322222Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:42:37 -0400“I find the Suzuki Esteem to be a very ironically named automobile.”<br/><br/> - <em>Me</em>http://khumpty.com/post/708973426http://khumpty.com/post/708973426Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:11:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l45xdgfzIr1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[<a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/708779024/oh-snap-of-the-day-after-reviewing-the-official" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>]</p>http://khumpty.com/post/708971138http://khumpty.com/post/708971138Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:10:25 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/weQ0yrl4ypE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/weQ0yrl4ypE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A wasp that can genetically engineer oak trees and another that has a zinc tipped drill bit on its butt? C’mon, Nature, you’ve got to be kidding me.</p>http://khumpty.com/post/697469987http://khumpty.com/post/697469987Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:37:10 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3tbfbvDkE1qaaowno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://everybodybutus.tumblr.com/post/693745414/so-wrong-so-funny-via-ultimatenerd" target="_blank">everybodybutus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So wrong … so funny.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://ultimatenerd.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ultimatenerd</a>, <a href="http://penishole.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">penishole</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://khumpty.com/post/694620856http://khumpty.com/post/694620856Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:49:20 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3wfyfrPTC1qzgd02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a title="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cdxzd/its_true/" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cdxzd/its_true/" target="_blank">reddit</a></p>http://khumpty.com/post/690179319http://khumpty.com/post/690179319Sat, 12 Jun 2010 07:30:15 -0400“RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK THINK IF PEOPLES GOT AS ANGRY AT BP CEO TONY HAYWARD AS THEY DO UMPIRE JIM JOYCE! THING BE DIFFERENT IN WORLD!”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://twitter.com/miketoole/status/15327142245" target="_blank">miketoole</a></em>http://khumpty.com/post/660818420http://khumpty.com/post/660818420Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:52:13 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3cqagsdFz1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://khumpty.com/post/657339298http://khumpty.com/post/657339298Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:58:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l35ckaZGqU1qzgd02o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I live in fear of doing this.</p> <p>[<a title="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/c92x9/i_live_in_fear_of_doing_this_at_work/" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/c92x9/i_live_in_fear_of_doing_this_at_work/" target="_blank">reddit</a>]</p>http://khumpty.com/post/641587853http://khumpty.com/post/641587853Fri, 28 May 2010 16:21:45 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GHmhxpQEGPo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GHmhxpQEGPo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Rachel Maddow:  That was then, this is then.</p> <p>The more things change, the more they stay the same.</p>http://khumpty.com/post/641202631http://khumpty.com/post/641202631Fri, 28 May 2010 13:13:23 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1GaZv_yB6c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1GaZv_yB6c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1GaZv_yB6c&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">“Miracles” (Acoustic Cover)</a></p> <p>Ukulele’s, how do they work?</p>http://khumpty.com/post/641146020http://khumpty.com/post/641146020Fri, 28 May 2010 12:47:04 -0400<object width="400" height="251"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvRTALJp8DM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MvRTALJp8DM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="251" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRTALJp8DM&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Aggressive Maneuvers for Autonomous Quadrotor Flight</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/TheDmel" target="_blank">TheDmel</a>)</p>http://khumpty.com/post/640648146http://khumpty.com/post/640648146Fri, 28 May 2010 08:46:20 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2tou4t4FK1qzgd02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://khumpty.com/post/621987458http://khumpty.com/post/621987458Sat, 22 May 2010 09:15:39 -0400