Balloon Boy

Boy, do I love to see a douchebag, which the Dad in this story clearly is, get his comeuppance! (rubs hand together)

In case you’ve been under a rock for a day or two, there was boy who got lifted high above Denver in a makeshift hot air balloon. Except he wasn’t really.

Turns out, the kid, Falcon Heene (which his parents should be arrested for alone), is from a family who has been on ABC’s Wife Swap.

Next, surfaced this YouTube video where the three boys ages 8, 7, and 5 rap about not being “pussified” and throwing rocks at people’s cocks.

Then, in an interview this morning the kid lets this loose:

 

Dad: “Did you hear us calling your name at any time?”

Falcon: “Mmhmm.”

Dad: “You did?”

Mom: “You did?”

Dad: “Then why didn’t you come out?”

Falcon: “You guys said that, umm, we did this for the show.”

Hmmmmm… I think we deserve an explanation. And the father is happy to oblige. And I think Falcon’s speaks for all of us in his response. He pukes.

The hurling starts at about 5:58