Can you imagine being the cop that has to investigate this?

“A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.”

How about a little Amy Winehouse? Think this might the same enano extraño.

Details.com has come up with a genius way to make already hilarious Cragislist ads even better. Put them to music. They’ve already done Brush My Hair and To the Guy I Caught Masturbating. There also looking for suggestions.

Combining the joys of falconing and erotic imagery. Some pics are NSFW

The world would truly be a better place without Tyra.

Nothing like some vagina punches to sell a video game.

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing someone remove and insert their glass eye. That’s no longer possible.

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From the twisted mind of Brad Neely.

If you need help picking out a last minute Valentine’s gift, don’t look here.

Glow-in-the-Dark Speculum

Open wide - it’s time for your annual pelvic exam! What women doesn’t get turned on at the thought of a Pap smear and STD screening? As for the glow-in-the dark part? We have no idea, but it is dark up there, after all.

At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smallest bodybuilder.

This is just weird looking.

Nothing more to say really. WTF doesn’t even begin to cover it.

The Japanese version of Ronald McDonald is pretty much like the American one. If he smoked a lot of meth. And I mean A LOT.

Thank God for public access TV.

“Everyone, you’re in for a treat. Underdog, the way it was supposed to be done.”

So, you plop some hamburger in, plug it to your exhaust pipe and drive around dreaming of the meaty goodness. The fumes apparently don’t contact the meat, so you’ll avoid that sulphuric aftertaste. It’s from Iran, so don’t run out to Bed, Bath, and Beyond just yet. One more picture below.

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