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Here’s the dude’s channel on YouTube. He has 45 videos. None will disappoint. Yes, he does have a fan blowing on his hair while he plays.

The wife and I are off to Italy for the next 10 days!� So, no updates for a while.

How about a piece of chocolate shaped like an “eerily accurate replica of an anus”?  Again, the jokes, they give me a headache.

God bless the internet.

[via ButternutJelly]

A quick little head swap in Photoshop and you’ve got a hilariously wierd concept.

Here’s a collection of photos offered to us by the internet gods and gathered up by mmk_kobayashi. Some looked photoshopped, some are NSFW, most are WTF, but it’s a great time waster.

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Get out your whitey-tighties, your “Stud Muffin” t-shirt, and volumes 1 through 4 of Jock Jams because it’s time for Will to get you into the best shape of your life.

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No matter what language, this is just wrong. Prepare to wriggle in your seat.

Oshiya, or “pusher”, is an informal Japanese term for a worker who stands on the platform of a railway station during the morning and evening rush hours, and pushes people onto the train. This video is a good example of just how crowded it gets on Japanese trains.

Damn people, catch the next one!

Bugs are awesome. Meet the Velvet Worm

Most common in the Southern Hemisphere, they prey on smaller animals such as insects, which they catch by squirting a sticky slime. In modern zoology they are particularly renowned for their curious mating behaviour and the fact that they bear live young.

I’d figure they were particularly renowned for shooting gooey shit like crazy. And they speak Spanish. Crazy. Just crazy.

This is a very well done animation. It’s eerie and cool at the same time.

That’s right, a tablefucker. But you should’ve seen what the table was wearing. That tablecloth was way too short.

I think I’ve posted this before, but this is version 2.0. Boston Dynamics has developed a new version of what they call “The most advanced quadruped robot on Earth.” This thing is both creepy and amazing to watch. It certainly isn’t sneaking up on anyone, though, as it sounds like it’s powered by a couple of Poulan 2-cycles.

I came out of my house hungover this past weekend and found this. A dog had shit, not near, but ON the bush in front of my house. That, I would have liked to have seen. At least I think it was a dog. I zoomed in for added effect.