Wow.  I think we’re looking at the plot for Ocean’s 14.

Sometimes you get the wall, sometimes the wall gets you.

The wife and I are off to Italy for the next 10 days!� So, no updates for a while.

This is great.  Two simultaneous punches, two out cold fighters.

I’ve always wondered who works the switches on the railroad tracks.

To get his students to clean up after themselves in the cafeteria, this principal thought it would be a good idea to make a rap video. You know, to connect with the kids. Genius. It’s as awkward or more than you’re already imagining it is.

That’s gonna be one hell of a bruise, though.

[via ButternutJelly]

Poor kid. His skinned knee will live on in infamy thanks to Google and bad timing. Head West up 90th Street and keep panning to watch the mishap unfold. Or, if you’re lazy: 1 2 3 4 5

Think your drive to work was bad?

I’m not sure why I’m posting this. I just think it’s funny that women have these “words”. But you know they use them amongst themselves all the time. NSFW if you’re boss is reading over your shoulder. Mom, don’t click this link.

“Our big, fat boss Eric thinks he breaks all these chairs because he’s fat.”

Nothing like some vagina punches to sell a video game.

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing someone remove and insert their glass eye. That’s no longer possible.

If you need help picking out a last minute Valentine’s gift, don’t look here.

Glow-in-the-Dark Speculum

Open wide - it’s time for your annual pelvic exam! What women doesn’t get turned on at the thought of a Pap smear and STD screening? As for the glow-in-the dark part? We have no idea, but it is dark up there, after all.