If you need help picking out a last minute Valentine’s gift, don’t look here.

Glow-in-the-Dark Speculum

Open wide - it’s time for your annual pelvic exam! What women doesn’t get turned on at the thought of a Pap smear and STD screening? As for the glow-in-the dark part? We have no idea, but it is dark up there, after all.

A little bit of mature humor for your Monday.

Right as the rally car maxes out at 180mph, WHAM!

From the passenger:

From the back seat:

Billy passed out after a long night of drinking, and his dog decided to take advantage of him. We all think the dog slipped something in his drink.

What could possibly ruin a music video shoot with girls in a jacuzzi?

(Not sure if it’s real, but it’s definitely gross)

An entire site dedicated to chesticles.

The site that says “We’re fat and we’re proud”
and then quickly puts its T-shirt back on.

The 6 parasites that are guaranteed to overstay thier welcome.

To find its host, an adult female screwworm seeks out exposed flesh on an animal (usually some sort of livestock, but an injured soldier or a human baby isn?t out of the question) in search of a place to lay her eggs. She prefers wounds, but may also settle on using the eyes, nostrils, or anus of her victim to construct a nursery. Next, the 200-or-so eggs hatch, and the larvae start burrowing into their host?s flesh.