Before Rachel Ray aggrevated the shit out me via every form of media known to man became famous, she apparently taught sex ed.  Juvenile, but hilarious.

The wife and I are off to Italy for the next 10 days!� So, no updates for a while.

How about a piece of chocolate shaped like an “eerily accurate replica of an anus”?  Again, the jokes, they give me a headache.

This guy’s shananagins lost him a roomate, but gained him a youtube vid.

The prophecy has been fullfilled.  The chosen is he.

Get out your whitey-tighties, your “Stud Muffin” t-shirt, and volumes 1 through 4 of Jock Jams because it’s time for Will to get you into the best shape of your life.

[via WithLeather]

No matter what language, this is just wrong. Prepare to wriggle in your seat.

That’s right, a tablefucker. But you should’ve seen what the table was wearing. That tablecloth was way too short.

Aww yeah! Baby got… DAMN! That shit is nasty!

I came out of my house hungover this past weekend and found this. A dog had shit, not near, but ON the bush in front of my house. That, I would have liked to have seen. At least I think it was a dog. I zoomed in for added effect.

This might the worst shaming ever.

Combining the joys of falconing and erotic imagery. Some pics are NSFW

The world would truly be a better place without Tyra.

I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing someone remove and insert their glass eye. That’s no longer possible.

If you need help picking out a last minute Valentine’s gift, don’t look here.

Glow-in-the-Dark Speculum

Open wide - it’s time for your annual pelvic exam! What women doesn’t get turned on at the thought of a Pap smear and STD screening? As for the glow-in-the dark part? We have no idea, but it is dark up there, after all.