He must be going to D.J.’s Country Junction!

Wow.  I think we’re looking at the plot for Ocean’s 14.

Sometimes you get the wall, sometimes the wall gets you.

The wife and I are off to Italy for the next 10 days!� So, no updates for a while.

This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

These guys are apparently “skating” down the street on nothing but thier sandals.  Insane.  Looks like they have really good roads over there, though.

This is great.  Two simultaneous punches, two out cold fighters.

You read that right.  While giving a speech somewhere about something (that part is not important), Gary Kasparov was interrupted by an RC flying penis.  There are just too many jokes.  Put yours in the comments.

[via Gizmodo]

Drugs are bad, m’kay?

This dude must not work.

The prophecy has been fullfilled.  The chosen is he.

To get his students to clean up after themselves in the cafeteria, this principal thought it would be a good idea to make a rap video. You know, to connect with the kids. Genius. It’s as awkward or more than you’re already imagining it is.

Spectacular. A weekend without video games seems fair to me.

Turns out the “Green Fairy” is just another pink elephant.

German scientists put old bottles of the substance to the test and found that the liquid is 70 percent alcohol (140 proof) and 0 percent hallucination.

“All things considered, nothing besides ethanol was found in the absinthes that was able to explain the syndrome ‘absinthism’,” the researchers wrote in an open-access paper in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry.

Don’t foward this to your friends. Buy some and watch ‘em fake their hallucinations.

[via Linkswarm]

Get out your whitey-tighties, your “Stud Muffin” t-shirt, and volumes 1 through 4 of Jock Jams because it’s time for Will to get you into the best shape of your life.

[via WithLeather]