World Record Coconut Breaking
October 7th, 2008 by Khumpty
That’s right. Breaking coconuts with your barehands. It almost sounds impossible.
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Stumble it!The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
September 22nd, 2008 by Khumpty
This woman opens our eyes to one obvious sign that we’re destroying the world we live in. There are more rainbows now than ever. And they’re closer to the ground. Especially near sprinklers. We’ve got to stop this before there’s no visible spectrum left for our children.
Picture on the Box Vs. Reality
September 22nd, 2008 by Khumpty
The Banzai Wild Waves Water Park looks just a bit more fun on the box than it does in real life.
The box admonishes buyers “product may not be as appears on image;” a gross understatement for a gross distortion.
Internet Meme Timeline
September 22nd, 2008 by Khumpty
From “Dancing Baby” to “Paris for President”, this neat little tool puts all your favorite email forwards and khumptydotcom links in an easy to follow format. Watch the internet evolve. Or devolve.
Bill O’Reilly Sucks at Analogies
September 22nd, 2008 by Khumpty
In the wake of the Sarah Palin email hack, Papa Bear has made it his personal mission to make sure the hacker and website that posted them are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Granted, between him and a valid arguement are the first amendment, supreme court decisions, and his analogies have gaping logical holes in them, but that ain’t gonna stop ol’ Billy Boy.
Passed Out Mets Fan Turns Into Fan Favorite
September 16th, 2008 by Khumpty
We’ve all had one too many before. And lots of times it’s to the amusement of our drinking buddies. This guy passes out at a Mets’ game and gets “shamed” by a whole section of Shea Stadium. Like a trooper, he never spills a drop of his beer. It’s long, but keep watching.
Teddy Ain’t Afraid of No Hurricane
September 15th, 2008 by Khumpty
Some people evacuate during a hurricane. Some hunker down. Some put on bear suits and trapse around the beach.
“Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.” - Christopher Walken
10 Pukings Caught In The Act
September 15th, 2008 by Khumpty
Great moments in hurling caught on camera.
Ninja Cat
September 15th, 2008 by Khumpty
He keeps gettings closer without moving. Sneaky little bastard.
khumptydotcom is Worthless
September 14th, 2008 by Khumpty
My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?
Like I didn’t know that already.
Add More Cowbell Yourself
September 10th, 2008 by Khumpty
Ok, ok. The cowbell thing has been done. But this little tool can actually add more cowbell. Point it to an mp3, select how much cowbell and how much Walken you’d like to add, and viola.
Here’s the one I made.
Freestlye Rap Battle: Translated
September 10th, 2008 by Khumpty
An explanation, for all us less cultured.
cjhumphrey on
Dread Fred on
Hissho on
Wolfe on