July 2009
65 posts
The Shake Weight
Ladies, I think I know how I can save you $19.95 + S&H.
Pedophile to Sarcasm
Friend: what are you doing sept 26th, is that your kid's bday?
Me: yeah
Friend: thought so
Me: is that the wine festival day?
Friend: yeah
Me: stupid kid
Friend: i think he's like a good merlot
Friend: he'd
Friend: boy that's a whole different context
Me: wow
Me: good fix
Friend: pedophile to sarcasm
Ma’am, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
azizisbored:
Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ (Lego Recreation via @SouthCackNeezy)
Screaming Turtle Orgasm
Everything Poops.
This old, but still great.
iFeud
The Daily Show explores the cutthroat business rivalry between “Pull My Finger” and “iFart.”
I’m going to start referring to anal sex as ‘getting accepted to...
– @nerdist
What If TV Pundits Could See If Nation Agrees With Them?
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Something to get everyone hyped about the new Sacha Baron Cohen film.
Thanks, justin babbs!
A cool music video using webcams. (via Vimeo)