February 2009
28 posts
Record Breaking Motorcycle Jump
Robbie Maddison jumps his dirtbike vertically over 120 ft onto the top of the Arc de Triomphe replica in Paris Las Vegas. Amazing enough. Then jumps back down. I got queezy just watching him ride to the edge.
The Benny Hillifier
It’s a well-known fact that adding the “Yakety Sax” in the background of any video makes it hilarious. Well, now there’s a site to do it for you. The Benny Hillifier will do that and even speed the clip up for you, for the full experience. For an example I had to choose one of the greatest scenes from any movie ever.
[flashvideo filename=video/BH_skate.flv /]
To Do List
That’s a busy woman. Pick up the kids, shop for groceries, find a deal on rectal bleaching, and all the while be joyful. Phwew!
Best Movie of All Time
I don’t throw titles like the one above around everyday. And I’ve posted a few doozies when it comes to movie scenes. But, this one takes the cake. The only thing I’m left thinking after watching these is, “Did that just happen?”. I couldn’t choose which one was better. You be the judge.
Sailfish Roll a Baitball
This article from National Geographic shows and describes sailfish hunting a massive collection of baitfish. I’m not sure which is more amazing, the swarming nature of the bait fish or the hunting abilities of the sailfish. Make sure you watch the video.
Crazy Japanese Foot Acrobats from 1904
The Japanese will never cease to amaze me in ways I never thought amazable.
Video on FunnyOrDie
Cool Guitar Store
Now that’s genious.
Chewbacca Stuck in a Cabinet
This guy’s kitchen cabinet door sounds just like everyone’s favorite Wookie
Video on FunnyOrDie
The Folk Prince of Bel Air
Video on CollegeHumor
Big Lebowski Quiz
How much to you remember about The Dude?
Link
The Credit Crisis Explained
A quick and simple explanation of how we got into this pile of crap.
Video on Vimeo
Mad Libs Men
The most [adjective] drama about advertising on [noun].
Video on CollegeHumor
Optical Illusion Girlfriend
Once you see it, you can’t un-see it.
Video on CollegeHumor
Google StreetView Kills Bambi
The Google StreetView car hit and killed a deer. Not only that, the images made to their servers. They’ve since been taken down, but you can see them if you click through. The driver was probably distracted.
Don't Worry, Darling...
I like this. It’s got misogyny and Schlitz.
Night Vision
Interesting vid from a FLIR camera.
*Not for the faint of heart*
Video on YouTube
244 Word Palindrome
This poem by Dimitri Martin is entirely a palindrome.
“Dammit I’m Mad”
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo...
Kingsford the Piglet
I want a pig.
Video on Metacafe
Nixon Tapes: Archie, Gays, and Hippies
The YouTube description is, as follows:
John Ehrlichman & Bob Haldeman
May 13, 1971
498-005
Oval Office
In the middle of a discussion on how to fashion their public relations in regard to what the “average man” cares about, President Richard Nixon and his aides White House Chief of Staff Bob Haldeman and Chief Domestic Advisor John Ehrlichman discuss the new television show, All in the...
This Is Why You're Fat
A sweet, simple blog documenting the reasons, the oh-so-good reasons, we’re all gonna die early. Like the gravy covered pizza in the picture. Mmmmmm.
David Goes to the Dentist
I’m a little behind on this one, so the meme has pretty much come and gone. It’s funny nonetheless.
Video on College Humor
And the remix:
Video on YouTube
The Chad Vader Remix
Video on YouTube
And, David, 20 years later, after the Divorce
Video on YouTube
MC Hotwheels
Nothing to say really.
Video on YouTube
Mighty Putty ReDub
I think they’d sell more if they ran this on TV. If you haven’t seen the original, click here.
Video on YouTube
BOOBIES T-Shirt
An homage to the best use of a calculator, ever.
The Preakness Toilet Run
The Port-o-John Gauntlet. For those unaware, The Preakness is a horse race. I had to Google it.
Video on YouTube
Cheers to You
Hooray for you! You sad sack of crap. Thirty dollars buys a lot of beer. That always makes me feel better about myself.
Video on YouTube
And just for you, chipper. The Metal Remix.
Video on YouTube
Feel the Joy
When you’re alone you can always play with yourself.
Video on YouTube
Billy Boy Boy Boy
Best cartoon ever!
Video on YouTube