September 2008
34 posts
The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy
This woman opens our eyes to one obvious sign that we’re destroying the world we live in. There are more rainbows now than ever. And they’re closer to the ground. Especially near sprinklers. We’ve got to stop this before there’s no visible spectrum left for our children.
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Picture on the Box Vs. Reality
The Banzai Wild Waves Water Park looks just a bit more fun on the box than it does in real life.
The box admonishes buyers “product may not be as appears on image;” a gross understatement for a gross distortion.
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Spaghetti Cat
I love “The Soup”.
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Internet Meme Timeline
From “Dancing Baby” to “Paris for President”, this neat little tool puts all your favorite email forwards and khumptydotcom links in an easy to follow format. Watch the internet evolve. Or devolve.
Bill O'Reilly Sucks at Analogies
In the wake of the Sarah Palin email hack, Papa Bear has made it his personal mission to make sure the hacker and website that posted them are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Granted, between him and a valid arguement are the first amendment, supreme court decisions, and his analogies have gaping logical holes in them, but that ain’t gonna stop ol’ Billy Boy.
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Jesus is My Friend
Sonseed rocks your Jesus-loving pants off.
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Beagle Makes a Great Escape
You can’t even be mad at him.
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Passed Out Mets Fan Turns Into Fan Favorite
We’ve all had one too many before. And lots of times it’s to the amusement of our drinking buddies. This guy passes out at a Mets’ game and gets “shamed” by a whole section of Shea Stadium. Like a trooper, he never spills a drop of his beer. It’s long, but keep watching.
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Sticky Note Experiment
From the guys that brought you that Coke and Mentos video, featuring 280,951 sticky notes and two dudes with a lot of time on thier hands.
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Teddy Ain't Afraid of No Hurricane
Some people evacuate during a hurricane. Some hunker down. Some put on bear suits and trapse around the beach.
“Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.” - Christopher Walken
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10 Pukings Caught In The Act
Great moments in hurling caught on camera.
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Pizza Robot
In the early 90’s the world was an uncertain place. Gang violence was everywhere, and people needed hope.
They needed a hero.
What they got was Pizza Robot…
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Ninja Cat
He keeps gettings closer without moving. Sneaky little bastard.
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khumptydotcom is Worthless
My blog is worth $0.00. How much is your blog worth?
Like I didn’t know that already.
Add More Cowbell Yourself
Ok, ok. The cowbell thing has been done. But this little tool can actually add more cowbell. Point it to an mp3, select how much cowbell and how much Walken you’d like to add, and viola.
Here’s the one I made.
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Freestlye Rap Battle: Translated
An explanation, for all us less cultured.
Mythbusters - Fun With Gas
Sure inhaling helium makes your voice high and funny, but Adam Savage shows what happens when the inhaled gas is sulphur hexaflouride. Hilarity, that’s what.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Goes to the RNC
He’s Triumph. He’s somewhere talking to people. You’ll laugh.
How Not To Play Wii
This dog really likes to play Wii. I mean really likes to play Wii.
4 Reasons the iPhone is Evil
It is evil. But I still love mine.
Doctored Photos: 20 Memorable Picture Fakes
Some of the most famous instances of photoshoppery.
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Umbrella Today?
The simplest weather report ever. Just type in your zip code and find out whether or not you’ll need an umbrella. You can also have it send a text message to your cell phone letting you know every morning. If only someone would make condomstonight.com. Just kidding, honey.
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Fantastic Contraption
Here’s something to keep you busy this weekend. A fun little physics based game. Just move the object to the goal using the tools given to you. It gets really tough, and some of the other user’s saved designs are amazing. Put some links to your best desings in the comments.
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Found Him
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Rage Against the Machine go a capella
During an RNC protest the police shut off the band’s PA systems, so they just ad-lib. Whether or not you agree with the political statement, watching Tom Morello actually wow-chicka-wow-wow his own guitar riffs is priceless.
Weatherman Makes 69 Joke
69! Get it?!
You’re fired.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Seth Rogan is just banging (pun intended) out the movies recently. For this one he’s teamed up with Kevin Smith. Looks worth a few laughs.
Diddy Obama Blog!
I’m glad that Diddy has the testicular fortitude to ask the hard hitting questions of our prospective president. I also revel in the fact that this mouth-breathing moron makes more in an hour than I’ll see all year.
Proof Positive
This lady didn’t want anyone to doubt the authenticity of her claims. Click through to see what’s going on and imagine your mom doing this.
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Coke Bomb
This guy shows how to prank your roommate/wife with Mentos and Diet Coke.
Grid Illusion
A pretty trippy optical illusion. A large grid seen rotating at a certain speed will appear to group itself into smaller grids, spinning independently.
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Google Chrome
Google released thier take on the internet browser today. It’s still in beta, but then again so is Gmail. So far, I’m sold. It’s simple, smart, and blazing fast. The tab managment is top notch. If you like lots of fancy extensions, it’s probably not for you. If you like you browser clean and fast, give it a whirl.
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13 of the Coolest Art Installations in the History...
Hippies, be damned. I guess with all of their time not working, they can create some pretty bad ass pieces of art. Probably smelly art, though.
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Frankie says relax....
Its professional