August 2008
28 posts
Punch Mother Nature in the Face
Sexy People
The author bills this as “A Celebration of The Perfect Portrait”. I might so far as to say it’s the perfect website. Olan Mills, whoever you are, thank you. From the bottom of my heart.
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Britney Spears REALLY Live
We all know that Britney doesn’t really sing in those concerts, but it’s worse than you think. Reminds me of Diamond Dave.
Dad at Comedy Barn
Not my dad. This guy completely steals the show.
Meet Emily
She seems nice enough, right? Until you realize she’s fake. She’s computer generated by a company called Image Metrics. There’s more info here.
Cat Vs. Rat
The folks over at Holy Taco have a series of images, apparently not photoshopped, that detail an altercation between a cat and a rat. Yes, a real life Itchy and Scratchy episode. It seems so cliché.
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15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
The advent of computers and digital photo manipulation has put an air of skepticism on any seemingly unbeleivable image you see these days. Cracked brings us a few that stand up to the tests of truthiness.
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It’s not a glitch. He’s just that good.
In response to a fan’s (read: geek with too much time on his hands) video about about a “glitch” in the new Tiger Woods game by EA Sports, they show that it’s not a glitch at all.
Daft Hands
I don’t know how I never posted this, but here ya go. More Daft Punk. Kind of entrancing.
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Feeling frisky? It’s just not worth it.
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Low rent Mecca
Johnny Poo Poo Pants
I got drunk with my brother the other night and started to explore my TiVo’s new ability to watch YouTube movies. I searched for “Group X” and starting going down the list. This one has been in our heads ever since.
Journey At The Center of the Earth
Now this I would see.
The GoateeSaver
That’s right. Bite down and hold on ‘cause shaving your sweet-ass goatee just got a lot easier! Not to be confused with the GoatseSaver. That’s an entirely different bite down and hold on.
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Balloon Release Goes Wrong
“Each one of these balloons represents an orphan.” Those orphans don’t have much of a future.
Jeeves!
I told my butler not to take my cars out while I’m at work!
Bohemian Polka
The original video with Freddy and the gang, but with Wierd Al’s version playing. Lawlz.
Daft Charleston
The Charleston mixed with Daft Punk. Never enough Daft Punk.
The Amazing Lyrebird Remix
The Lyrebird has an amazing ability to mimic sounds it hears. This video shows just how amazing it is. The original, which I’d swear I’ve posted, but can’t find, is here.
Slow-Mo Lightning Strike
That’s pretty damn cool.
via Gizmodo
Wang
I get hungry just thinking about Wang.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at ComiCon '08
Surprise!
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box…
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
I wouldn’t vote for her just because of the lazy eye. I’m shallow like that.
Sexman Gets Braces
You dicks.
FN' bad ass deer
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I'm an Uncle!
My nephew, Spencer Jason, was born today at 2:30. Welcome to the world, buddy. Now start twittering!
The Drunk Idiot’s Guide to Twitter
If you’ve never heard of Twitter, good. You’re already well on your way to me not hating you. I must getting older because this is one of the first thing I just don’t “get”. I don’t give a shit what you’re doing, and you defenitely shouldn’t give a shit what I’m doing. Anyway, this guy’s article sums it up quite nicely I think.
Twitter is “blogging for regular people.” I don’t know what in...