July 2008
70 posts
More Songs in the Key of Craigslist
I posted about them before, but Details.com has a couple more “Songs in the Key of Craigslist”
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Crazy Air Blob Jump
She’s gonna feel that in the morning.
Monster Washes Up on Shore
This… thing, supposedly washed up on shore in Mantuak, NY. Internet rumbling puts it anywhere from a dog to a viral marketing campaign. I only post it because it’s one ugly mother and deserves a spot among the other ones here.
Worst Fight Scene Ever
Ever heard about the one-legged man in an ass kicking contest? What about the no-legged man in the street fight?
Kick Him While He's Down
Someone pwned this dude’s Porsche
Extreme Makeover House in Foreclosure
After being given a house that cost more than $450,000 to build, the family used it as collateral on a loan they couldn’t repay. Excellent job home owner, excellent job. *golf clap*
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Classic Nickelodeon On iTunes
Aw man! Relive your afternoons in front of the television with some blasts from the past. Granted you can probably find these for free on torrents, but these works of art deserve some monetary support and you know Apple is just barely scraping by these days.
Hey Dude
Doug
Clarissa Explains it All
There’s a few more that I never watched if you do some searching around.
School Dorm Snake Game
A dorm gets organized and creates a game of Snake using the building. Pretty awesome.
Cool Auditory Illusion: Shepard Scale
If you keep playing the video/audio over and over, the sounds will seems to continually ascend in pitch. It’s a Shepard scale.
via BoingBoing
Arkansas One-ups NC in License Plate Shenanigans
Well, they’ve done it. Just when North Carolina thought they had captured the prize for the most idiotic DMV move ever (and that’s saying something), Arakansas dropped in a big “Aw, Hell naw”. They are now replacing plates that contain the three letter code “NGR”. Because it’s racist. Holy shit. This world is insane. Guess I’m gonna hafta to move somewhere besides NC or AR to get my dream...
Dude Jumps From Helicopter and Catches a Marlin
This crazy asshole leaps into the water from a helicopter directly onto a marlin. (or mah-lin) if you’re an Aussie. That’s earning your catch. Mano a pescado.
Wall-Painted Animation
Awesome concept for stop animation. I can’t imagine the amount of time it would take to make this.
Bizarre Light Bulb Commercial from Thailand
This ad has everything. Flying ghosts, transvestites, The Blue Man group, a giant… the list goes on.
Tuba Player Trips Kid
Borrowing the words of Nelson Muntz, “Haha!”
News Anchor Bloopers
A pretty good compilation of some on-air personalities’ gaffes.
Pelican Eats a Pigeon
Wow. That’s some creepy stuff.
Keith Barry - Brain Magic
Sort of David Blaine-esque, but cool nonetheless.
Western Spaghetti - Incredible Stop Motion
This is a really cool piece of stop motion from PES, who I’ve mentioned here before. It kind of makes you ashamed of your own creative ability.
Western Spaghetti - Incredible Stop Motion
This is a really cool piece of stop motion from PES, who I’ve mentioned here before. It kind of makes you ashamed of your own creative ability.
Yeah I parked here
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Family Guy Deleted Scene: "911 Call"
A deleted scene from Season 6 featuring my favorite character on the show.
Rush Fails at Playing Rush on Rock Band
Before going onto the Colbert Report, Rush attempted to perform thier song “Tom Sawyer” on the game Rock Band. Granted, they were on Expert level, and there are no strings or a full set of drums, but they eventually get booed off the virtual stage.
Flip Flop Glue Prank
So simple, but so awesome.
Bruno: The Movie
Sasha Baron Cohen retired Borat, but hasn’t stopped embarrasing people. He’s back, this time as Bruno, the gay reporter he played on Da Ali G Show. If you’ve never seen Bruno in action, here’s one of his best moments: making Spring Breaking frat-tards appear as gay as possible, then dropping the bomb on them.
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Porn Intros Are Awesome
Porn intros are one thing that is so laughable, even when they’re parodied in mainstream media, the parodies are usually better.
Domino's Scientists Test Limits of What Humans...
From The Onion News Network a story to make you feel great about those 3 slices you scarfed down last night.
10 Misspelled Tattoos
The actual title is “The 10 Greatest Misspelled Tattoos”, but I refuse this title based on its hyperbole and the fact that I’m convinced not every mouth-breather with a misspelled tattoo has access to a digital camera and submitted them to the internet’s scrutiny.
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Cake Wrecks
A blog all about some disasterous cakes.
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Look Out!
The Beetle became nervous as the Weinermobile tried a new position
Bukkake Release Form
This is a model release for a Bukkake movie shoot. If you don’t know what bukkake is Google it go home and Google it. There are so many great things about this. It must suck to be number 51. Put in a hard days five minutes’ work and get nothing to show for it.
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via Holy Taco
Step Brothers Deleted Scene: "Show and Tell"
John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell in a scene apparently removed from the upcoming movie, Step Brothers.
Schfifty Five
A classic I had to bring back.
That's a Big Snake
…with a surprise.
Ways to Mess With People Using Your Cellphone
If you’re going to talk loudly in public, at least make it worth a listen. From Do Unto Others.
Rocky is Back
He’s back. Sorry the video quality sucks.
You wouldn't like her when she's angry
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Watch Your Height
Those height warning signs ain’t there just for looks. Apparently both passengers of the car are OK. Dumbasses, but OK.
How To Confuse an Idiot
How long did it take you?
Groverfield
Get the hell off of Sesame Street.
A Gift From My Cat
This was on the living room floor when I got up this morning.
No!
This in the yard of a house in my neighborhood. It looks worse than actual shit. Be sure to notice the turd hanging from his 2D butthole.
It's Lovely! I'll Take It!
This a great blog of poorly chosen photos from real estate listings. It’s hard to believe someone is trying to sell one their most valuable possessions and this is the effort they put forth.
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The Flintstones Make a Dick Joke
In the days before Tivo I guess you could get away with something like this.
Jesse Jackson is Gonna Cut Off OBama's Balls
Not only did “Reverend” Jesse Jackson get caught on camera saying that he was gonna cut off Barack Obama’s nuts, Conan’s crack team has unearthed more footage of some other thing the “Reverend” said.
Absolut Vodka with Zach Galifianakis and Tim &...
Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as they mentioned the product. The third installment came out today, but I guess I’ve failed to feature any of them, so here’s all three.
World's Greatest Dad, I Mean Pedophile
Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston, Michigan got ready for his date like millions of men do lots of nights. Except Daniel was meeting what he thought was a 14 year old girl. And he decided to wear his “World’s Greatest Dad” t-shirt. And not just any “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt, that’s the “W” from the now defunct World Wrestling Federation. Classy with a capital “C”.
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Where Are They Now: 6 "Stars" of Embarrassing...
Find out what happened to the sad folks forced into internet stardom by thier asshattery caught on tape.
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Cornstarch & Water
This is sorta a response to Dancing Liquid. This episode of Ellen is the best demonstration of this stuff at the moment. Apparently the substance is being called “Oobleck”, and it’s pretty cool.
Stop Looking at Me Schwan!
Shampoo is betta than conditiona!
iGiveUp is a Bluetooth Handgun
Some folks over at Instructables have hacked a Bluetooth headset into a toy gun. For those calls you really don’t want to take. Here’s the making of article and below is a video of the guys showing it to some waiters for the iPhone 3G.
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via Gizmodo