Umbrella Today?
September 9th, 2008 by Khumpty
The simplest weather report ever. Just type in your zip code and find out whether or not you’ll need an umbrella. You can also have it send a text message to your cell phone letting you know every morning. If only someone would make condomstonight.com. Just kidding, honey.

After that last bit, you’re more likely to need couchtonight.com