Archive for September, 2008

The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

 

This woman opens our eyes to one obvious sign that we’re destroying the world we live in.  There are more rainbows now than ever.  And they’re closer to the ground.  Especially near sprinklers.  We’ve got to stop this before there’s no visible spectrum left for our children.

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Picture on the Box Vs. Reality

The Banzai Wild Waves Water Park looks just a bit more fun on the box than it does in real life.  

The box admonishes buyers “product may not be as appears on image;” a gross understatement for a gross distortion.

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Spaghetti Cat

 

I love “The Soup”.

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Internet Meme Timeline


From “Dancing Baby” to “Paris for President”, this neat little tool puts all your favorite email forwards and khumptydotcom links in an easy to follow format.  Watch the internet evolve.  Or devolve.

Bill O’Reilly Sucks at Analogies

 

In the wake of the Sarah Palin email hack, Papa Bear has made it his personal mission to make sure the hacker and website that posted them are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.  Granted, between him and a valid arguement are the first amendment, supreme court decisions, and his analogies have gaping logical holes in them, but that ain’t gonna stop ol’ Billy Boy.

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Jesus is My Friend

 

Sonseed rocks your Jesus-loving pants off.

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Beagle Makes a Great Escape

 

You can’t even be mad at him.

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Passed Out Mets Fan Turns Into Fan Favorite

 

We’ve all had one too many before.  And lots of times it’s to the amusement of our drinking buddies.  This guy passes out at a Mets’ game and gets “shamed” by a whole section of Shea Stadium.  Like a trooper, he never spills a drop of his beer.  It’s long, but keep watching.

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Sticky Note Experiment

 

From the guys that brought you that Coke and Mentos video, featuring 280,951 sticky notes and two dudes with a lot of time on thier hands.

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Teddy Ain’t Afraid of No Hurricane

Some people evacuate during a hurricane. Some hunker down.  Some put on bear suits and trapse around the beach.

“Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.” - Christopher Walken

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10 Pukings Caught In The Act

Great moments in hurling caught on camera.

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Pizza Robot

 

In the early 90’s the world was an uncertain place. Gang violence was everywhere, and people needed hope.

They needed a hero.

What they got was Pizza Robot…

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Ninja Cat

He keeps gettings closer without moving.  Sneaky little bastard.

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khumptydotcom is Worthless


My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

Like I didn’t know that already.

Add More Cowbell Yourself

Ok, ok.  The cowbell thing has been done.  But this little tool can actually add more cowbell.  Point it to an mp3, select how much cowbell and how much Walken you’d like to add, and viola.

Here’s the one I made.  

 

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