The Douchiest Phone Message In History
July 7th, 2008 by Wolfe
“In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.”
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omg. no wonder she was taken aback by his approach.
WHAT A BIG HEAD.
I would not want to date a guy like this.
I live in the bay, and if I run into Dimitri (one in a BILLION chance), I’ll see for myself how “great a catch” he is….
wow.
Proud to be the first to say: What a COCK!! Well avoided, Olga…
What a stud.
How the HELL did he have a girlfriend before this?!!
I’m shocked speechless from the mere fact that this guy exists.
Whoa. I’m no psychiatrist, but I am pretty sure Dmitri is not even halfway sane. Run away!