This dude must not work.

Compilation of a retarded guy peeing on people going down the Lazy River.

I’ve always wondered who works the switches on the railroad tracks.

Here’s the plan: get a cassette player/recorder and record yourself saying a bunch of filthy words (loudly). Then go to Wal-mart with a portable cassette player, find an unmanned intercom phone (housewares), activate the intercom and play your dirty tape all over the store. It will take quite a while for the employees to figure it out. I laughed at this so hard I had spit on the computer screen!

The prophecy has been fullfilled.  The chosen is he.

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This guy takes on all of the YouTube vlogging, commenting mouth-breathers. He’s spot on.

[via BoingBoing]

To get his students to clean up after themselves in the cafeteria, this principal thought it would be a good idea to make a rap video. You know, to connect with the kids. Genius. It’s as awkward or more than you’re already imagining it is.

That’s gonna be one hell of a bruise, though.

[via ButternutJelly]

Spectacular. A weekend without video games seems fair to me.

Turns out the “Green Fairy” is just another pink elephant.

German scientists put old bottles of the substance to the test and found that the liquid is 70 percent alcohol (140 proof) and 0 percent hallucination.

“All things considered, nothing besides ethanol was found in the absinthes that was able to explain the syndrome ‘absinthism’,” the researchers wrote in an open-access paper in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry.

Don’t foward this to your friends. Buy some and watch ‘em fake their hallucinations.

[via Linkswarm]

Want to be friends?

[via YesButNoButYes]

The fat tenor and the Godfather of Soul with a full orchestra collaborating on “It’s a Man’s World”.

[via Neatorama]

Tenacious D is here to come again in your ear pussies.