I was just discussing with The Misses the other day about this damned Calvin-pissing-on-things phenomenon. Why Calvin? Why is he pissing on things? He never did that in the comics. Where’s Hobbes? Shitting on my bushes? Owning one of these stickers is just another item on the list of things that instantly tell me we’ll never be friends.

What a couple of real winners we have here.

“Floyd Bebee, a father of eight, said that he has a tattoo on the back of his head reading “Got-R-Did.” The ink on his forehead cost $125 and took about 45 minutes to complete, Bebee said, adding that he was the family trendsetter when it it came to such head art. Bebee, who does odd jobs like home remodeling and demolition, said that his wife had a succinct response to his forehead ink: “You crazy,” she said. Bebee noted that since his son’s eyes are open in his mug shot, the photo does not reveal a hidden surprise: Justin has the words “Fuck” and “You” tattooed on his eyelids.”

I am in love.

Khumpty’s Note: Reminded of this:

Aww yeah! Baby got… DAMN! That shit is nasty!

“Our big, fat boss Eric thinks he breaks all these chairs because he’s fat.”

Made me chuckle a bit.

I came out of my house hungover this past weekend and found this. A dog had shit, not near, but ON the bush in front of my house. That, I would have liked to have seen. At least I think it was a dog. I zoomed in for added effect.

See if you know which phrases that bumbling, moaning, whining, windbag that wraps up 60 Minutes really said. God, I loathe that man.

I also can’t see Andy Rooney without thinking of the Beavis and Butthead episode where Beavis did his Andy Rooney impression. So I set out on a mission to find it. Viacom has brought down all the B&B videos on YouTube and the DVD’s of the show had the music videos removed. I finally found a torrent of the show, with music videos, and clipped out the section. One of the highlights of television history.

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“I’m gonna set the throttle lock.” Dumbass.

I can do 2 of these things. But not the most important one.

Can you imagine being the cop that has to investigate this?

“A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.”

As performed by the Finnish Leningrad Cowboys and the Russian Red Army Choir. Who knew Lynyrd Skynyrd had such international appeal.

How about a little Amy Winehouse? Think this might the same enano extraño.

I thought of this commercial this morning and laughed

This is why I often remind myself that the fact that the site doesn’t have many comments is probably a good thing.