This is a very well done animation. It’s eerie and cool at the same time.

I hope this might avoid some April’s Fool’s Day catastrophes. I just found out I had been bitten by the urban legend bug. I had always heard that a few drops of Visine in an unknowing victim’s beverage would result in the hilarity of them being stricken with explosive diarrhea. In truth, the side effects are much worse:

Lowering body temperature to dangerous levels

Making breathing difficult, or even halting it entirely

Blurring vision

Causing nausea and vomiting

Elevating and then dropping blood pressure

Causing seizures or tremors

Sending the ingester into a coma

So, don’t go slipping any Visine mickeys in your friend’s drinks as a cute little joke, unless you consider second-degree assault cute.

The guy taping captures the moment perfectly.

That’s right, a tablefucker. But you should’ve seen what the table was wearing. That tablecloth was way too short.

Not so fast Slash and Buckethead. Dr. Pepper has agreed to give everyone in America one free can of Dr. Pepper, on one condition: the 17-years-in-the-making Guns N’ Roses album “Chinese Democracy” has to come out some time in 2008. Here’s Axl’s response.

I’m gonna start watching more women’s pool if it’s gonna start having more wieners and farts.

A neat little video with a different take on the backward film topic. From Rocketboom.

This is a rock lyrics quiz with a different twist. The words to songs have been rearranged in alphabetical order. It’s pretty tough.

a alarmed all and are as at be blow brook bustle but buying by call calling came can case ’cause change clean closed come crying dawn day dear did don’t down echo everything feeling for forests get gets glitters go gold hard have head hear heaven hedgerow him how humming i if in is it it’s join just know knows lady last laughter lead leaving lies light listen long look looking makes may me meanings misgiven my new not now of on one ooh our paths piper piper’s queen really reason rings road rock roll run seen shadows she she’s shines show sign sings smoke sometimes songbird soon soul spirit spring stairway stand still stores sure taller than that the then there there’s those thoughts through time to tree trees tune turns two us very voices walks wall wants we west what when whispered whispering white who who’s will wind with won’t wonder word words yes you you’re your

Put your score in the comments.

Who needs a movie? Getting Married? Got a web site? Fund raising? Commercials? Selling something? Movies can make your life go better!!

I’m not sure why I’m posting this. I just think it’s funny that women have these “words”. But you know they use them amongst themselves all the time. NSFW if you’re boss is reading over your shoulder. Mom, don’t click this link.

Using James Earl Jones’s lines from other movies in place of Darth Vader dialog. Brilliant.

Well, I know where my vote’s goin’. Get ‘em Ralphie!

Immigration – “Stranger danger!”

Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”

Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”

Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”

Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”

I think I’ve posted this before, but this is version 2.0. Boston Dynamics has developed a new version of what they call “The most advanced quadruped robot on Earth.” This thing is both creepy and amazing to watch. It certainly isn’t sneaking up on anyone, though, as it sounds like it’s powered by a couple of Poulan 2-cycles.

Use the arrow keys to move the box to the “X”, but the doors don’t always open the way you need them to.