Archive for February, 2008

I’m Not Lovin’ It Anymore

lovinitThe composer of the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle has committed suicide. I hate it for his family, but I kind of feel like I willed it upon him.

Ghost Ride the DeLorean

I thought the Ghost Riding phenomenon was over. Then these guys brought it back in style. OK…. a guy with a prosthetic foot falls over, so just watch.

Moment of Truth: The End of Civilization

Most people, when posed with the question of what their marriage is worth to them, would be at a loss. For Lauren Cleary the answer is $100,000. Minus taxes. The icing on the cake: she doesn’t even win it.

Tony Soprano Impression

This guy does a dead on impression of T.

Sexman Review: Jumper

Sexman, movie reviewer extraordinaire, just saved me $8 and 2 hours with this review of Jumper. They don’t even let Samuel Jackson say “his patented Mother F-er”, and he “uses that so good in Hollywood.”

Desktops in Starbucks

More hijinks from Improve Anywhere, recently of the “Frozen at Grand Central Station” prank. This time they’re bringing entire desktops to take advantage of the free Wi-Fi at a Starbucks. They don’t get kicked out, but they do get some strange looks and a few people trying to use their computers.

He’s F***ing Ben Affleck

Jimmy’s response to Sarah’s original. ‘Cept this one’s got Brad Pitt, Robin Williams, Cameron Diaz, Josh Groban, Meatloaf, Dominic Monaghan, Harrison Ford, Macy Gray, Christina Applegate, Joan Jett, McLovin, Don Cheadle, Rebecca Romijn, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Good Charlotte, Lance Bass, and Huey Lewis.

Garfield Minus Garfield

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Being that Garfield has never been funny, people are constantly coming up with ways to make it funny. Who’d a thunk that actually removing Garfield would be one way. Now Jon Arbuckle is just a schizophrenic whack-job.

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 Massacre

Anyone who’s ever played these addictive games knows, after a while, this is what you end up doing.

Winner Takes It All

This was my favorite movie soundtrack for over 20 years. It has recently been replaced by the soundtrack to “The Bucket List” featuring John Mayer.

Slo Mo Balloon Pop

I’ve posted a lot of high-speed camera slow motion clips on here. I think this one takes the cake. Might be NSFW.

Squashed

The world would truly be a better place without Tyra.

Mr. Superman No Here

From The Family Guy.

Who Cut the Cheese?

A Bud Light commercial that the networks wouldn’t let them show during the Super Bowl.

I’m Sorry, But We Didn’t Order The “Suck My Dick Fuck Face.”

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Looks like a waiter/cook prank that backfired.