In an effort to counter the popularity of Mortal Kombat in the 90’s, Data East set out to make competitive fighting game. In just 8 months. The result was the worst playing fighting game in history, with over 2,000 fatalities. Some of which include farting Thanksgiving turkeys at you opponent and running them over with a DeLorean.

Wow. Montel Williams actually does something pretty stand-up. I think… wait… yeah, I think I might actually agree with something that Montel Williams is saying. He didn’t return for the second segment, by the way.

Ever wonder what Van Halen’s head crooner would sound like without any backup? Well, wonder no more. Here’s just the vocals to Runnin’ With the Devil.

If you were on the fence about seeing the new Rambo, let this reviewer aid in your decision making.

Yes, it’s real, and it costs $293.96.

Just when you think there isn’t a god…

“Mypos, maybe you should come!”

Cracked.com brings another knee-slapping list of disgusting adult titles, such as Anal Chiropractor:

“It seems that Heather Lee has a little kink in her back(side). Care to to take a crack at it?”

I’m sold.

They only get better/worse from there.

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You know when you’re looking into the face of pure evil. You can usually tell from the fuzzy lion slippers. This man is charged with two homicides. Fibers left at the scene were synthetic feline.

A flickr photopool with a very neat concept.

3 hours of MTV from 1983. The commercials are the best part. Second part after the jump.

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It’s gonna be the showdown to end all showdowns.

Get all those fingerprints and Cheetos dust off your monitor.

” …Clean up all the wiener poopy if you want to see Jesus unharmed.”