Best Bottle Opener Ever
Pure talent.
Single mutation of one gene results in this breed, the “whippet”, running excess of 60+ mph, double mutation results in ultimate home security.
Go to an unoccupied computer at work and let this play over and over again.
No link here, I just got an email this morning that made me laugh. It was from my good friend Erwin W. Davenport, and he had this to say
Subject: My boyfriend’s putz keeps slipping out.
Babes always whizgiggled at me and even fellows did in the urban bathroom!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 5 months and now my putz is truly greater than civil.
I’ll probably be behind this week b/c I’ll b helping Erwin with his problem.