“…what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

1. Duct tape
2. Kacey Kazee?!
3. Paper polk
4. Do the math. Do the homework.
5. Cornholio

And his complete interview. I’m convinced.

You can embed Google Maps now. I’m not sure how useful it is, but I had fun making this one.

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Yearbook signings from Harry Hyperbole. Make sure you don’t take a sip of drink before reading these.

Dorothy Taylor Prime. Roll It Up. Get Up in That Ball, Girl.

Oh, shit, look out girl! While you were scarfing down those ding-dongs a fucking Metroid got up on your head. Teaching you lessons the hard way like diabetes isn’t a power-up.

Seriously, Dorothy, look at yourself in the mirror the next time one doesn’t break when you walk past and you will see why everybody is always falling over laughing and crying and shit when you’re around. I’ll give you a hint: it’s not because you’re funny. You couldn’t make a baby laugh by blowing on its belly.

You are a living fart.

A few days back someone submitted one of these ads for Johnson Automotive here in Raleigh. Since then I’ve been seeing them on T.V. and they are hilarious breath of fresh air from a car dealership.

Wiggle wiggle womp…

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