.. as imagined by Network Executives, Music Executives, Politicians, and Marketing Executives.

?I’m glad this rock band has a limited repertoire of similarly progressing power chords. If their songs were more creative, it would confuse me, and I would not buy their album.?

?That recognizable athlete scores all those points because of his brand-name sports beverage, right??

See how deep and complex ant hills really are when a scientists pours metals and plasters into any hills.

A plaster cast of a large Pogonomyrmex badius nest. This nest consisted of 135 chambers and 12 meters of vertical shafts. The top-heavy distribution of chamber area and spacing is typical for the species, as are the helical shafts and the decrease of chamber size with depth

The song is “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap if you’re interested.

A series of pranks between two co-workers/friends escalates.

1st: Audio Prank. The explanation is in the clip

Retaliation:

Retaliation for the retaliation:: A fake tryout tape. Here’s the original craigslist ad:

The final retaliation is one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve ever watched.

Streeter often does stand up comedy at an open mic night at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater.

I thought to myself, “How great it would be if I could get the entire audience not to laugh at any of his jokes?”

Luckily, our friend Pete Holmes is the host of the show, and allowed me to do just that.

Of course, I was there to film the entire thing.

Warning: Very Embarrassing to watch.

Some clips from the Yo-Yo World Championships. Yes, they have a Yo-Yo World Championship.

A collection of food mascots that would die for the cause. Reminds me of the patriotic, auto-cannibalistic hotdog that was outside a restaurant near my old apartment. It looked like this one.

A side-by-side comparison of fast food ads and their real life counterparts.

Each item was purchased, taken home, and photographed immediately. Nothing was tampered with, run over by a car, or anything of the sort. It is an accurate representation in every case. Shiny, neon-orange, liquefied pump-cheese, and all.

The ATHF movie came out last weekend, and I’ve yet to see it but I’m sure it doesn’t disappoint. I’ve been meaning to put together a post summing all of the stuff floating around.

Don’t forget “The Worst Game Ever” (try the Super Ultra Deathageddon) and make sure to watch “I Love the Movies”.

If this is too much, try the low bandwidth site.

In case you haven’t seen the movie either, mister2 submitted a clip to hold us over

Homeless Bond uses his wits and garbage to stop the mastermind of the homeless underworld.