Check out all this guy has lived through… end of the article starts listing them.

Self-described as “5ives is a collection of lists of five things.” Pretty simple.

But also pretty entertaining.

Five potentially novel new year?s resolutions
January 15th, 2007

1. authentically behave as though you?re living in an unending Ronnie James Dio song
2. renounce thermodynamics as prideful conceit borne of modern secular culture
3. eat only animals that have appeared in Richard Scarry illustrations
4. lick unused cutlery whenever people aren?t looking
5. finally finish building backyard shrine to Karen Black

YesButNoButYes compiled a list of of the best mashups you’ve never heard. “What’s a mashup?”, you ask. I’ll let Sue explain.

I’ve linked to it before, but the PBF is a hilarious comic strip.

Britney has gone from “WTFuck?!” to “Damn Girl!” in 48 hours. This time she’s raging outside K-Fed’s house and attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella.

Due to thier affectionate place in some of my more memorable drinking nights, I found this collection of taglines for stink bombs on eBay quite hilarious.

SMELL WORSE THAN BUTT CRACK TIMES THE POWER OF 10

BTW, mister2, if you’re looking for inspiration for the next blog update, this should do it.

I wasn’t aware there was such a thing as trick bowling. YesButNoButYes brings you a whole collection, including a 30 pin strike.