The ol’ man is callin’ it quits. In honor of that I bring you some videos…

Mullet submitted this one showing the most wasted (in all senses of the word) use of a trip to the Price is Right podeum.

Thanks, Bob for making these girls so excited. It brings joy to us all.

We appluade your patience, Bob.

You even put up with cheaters.

And you even gave the close one’s to the contestants.

Don’t have time to carve a real pumpkin? Just point and click.

A “make-your-own-decision-venture”.

Also, check out the Malloween Marshie Commercial.

NBC has fallen on tough times, so they sold 5 minutes of every show to the Kazakhstan Ministry of Information.

UPDATE: This video has been taken down, but here’s another one. Once again CollegeHumor has screwed up thier embeddded player. Click in the white box below or view it here.

Some pointers from the man himself on how to slay the ladies.

9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

Forget what you’ve heard or seen in movies. Here’s the skinny.

2. Peeing on a Jellyfish Sting

First, don?t believe the rumors. Peeing on a stung bit of skin won?t do much to relieve suffering, and you?ll suffer some odd stares, too, doctors say.

On Oct. 12, in the basement of a Unitarian church on the town green in Lexington, Mass., a carpenter named Michael Cresta scored 830 points in a game of Scrabble. His opponent, Wayne Yorra, who works at a supermarket deli counter, totaled 490 points. The two men set three records for sanctioned Scrabble in North America: the most points in a game by one player (830), the most total points in a game (1,320), and the most points on a single turn (365, for Cresta’s play of QUIXOTRY).

QUIXOTRY spanning two triple-word scores. That’s just nuts.

A picture of a snowflake. Waaaaaay close up. Amazing.

Too bad it looks like a cell phone from 1991.

Also, be careful when answering it and putting it to your head.

Edit: Apparently there’s just a big white box. Click it to view the video.

Edit: Apparently there’s just a big white box. Click it to view the video.

Have you seen this rapist?

Yeah, me neither.

Swing around and try to go farther.

Spider Man or Stick Man. Makes no difference if your swing-shot misses its mark.

I used the Celebrity Look-a-like facial recognition thingy over at MyHertiage.com but it was so terrible I never even posted it. This guy, on the other hand, decided to compare celebrities to celebrities. The results are rather amusing.